FATHERS DAY - "tour 09" CD - $6 (includes shipping in USA)

PRESSED: 51 / RELEASED: May, 2009 / LABEL: self released

DESCRIPTION: This is all the songs from the sold out. "I Gotta Look My Best" EP plus 3 new never before heard live recordings.

TRACK LIST:

01. I GOTTA LOOK MY BEST

02. ARE YOU ASLEEP OUT THERE?

03. GET A HAIRCUT

04. WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GROW UP?

05. DID I USE THE WORD DIVORCE?

06. WHEN I SAY "WOMAN" I'M TALKING TO YOU

07. SPANK THE WORLD / BIKE CHANT

08. LESS OF THIS, MORE OF THIS (LIVE)

09. STUPID DOG (LIVE)

10. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT (LIVE)

NIGHT WOLF - "skulls: a tribute to danzig" CD-R - $5 (includes shipping in USA)

PRESSED: 20 / RELEASED: April, 2009 / LABEL: self released

DESCRIPTION: This is a special 8 song release night wolf did to pay tribute to the darkest of the dark and the blackest of the black...Glen Danzig. includes 6 cover songs and 2 Night Wolf originals. by far one of the silliest/genius things Night Wolf has ever done. Also one should note this album was recorded in the candle light of a dark abandoned crack house, to give it that extra "spooky" feeling.

TRACK LIST:

01. MOTHER

02. HYBRID MOMENTS

03. ASTRO-ZOMBIES

04. SKULLS

05. SOME KIND OF HATE

06. LAST CARESS

07. GLEN DANZIG

08. I WHOOPED DANZIG'S ASS

HI MY NAME IS RYAN - "the official 'lets find girlfriends' tour" CD - $6 (includes shipping in USA)

PRESSED: 22 / RELEASED: March, 2009 / LABEL: self released

DESCRIPTION: it is sort of like a Hi my name is ryan "greatest hits thus far" CD compilation. it includes a bunch of songs from already released albums from both Hi My Name Is Ryan and The O.P.M. as well as a handful of never before heard or released songs that have been recorded recently. This CD was made to support the 3-day "friendship tour" that Ryan went on with his friend Tristan. Only 22 have been made and only a few are left. Each cd is wrapped in a piece from the "wall of wayne" art piece that ryan showed recently (Jan-Feb 09) in phoenix, AZ.

TRACK LIST:

01. I’m angry at being fat (Live)
02. Happy Birthday Stuart
03. Things Everyone Needs To Hear
04. Iggy Don’t Cry
05. Dress For Success
06. There is No Such Thing as Monsters
07. Alligator Dance Party
08. Liars
09. Dogs
10. Serious Song
11. Faith Fluorescent (Live)
12. I’m Excited In The Lord (Live)
13. New Happy Endings
14. You Know Its True
15. Cerebral Palsy On Halsey
16. I Gotta Know…
17. Ode To The Old and Hopeless
18. Ryan Morissette
19. Feliz Navidad
20. Earn Your Stripes
21. Mouth Jam
22. Estacada
23. “Do You Know Who You’re Messing With?”
24. An Introduction To Sex (Live)
25. Pee Pee

THE REMAINDERS - "big steve" cassette - $4 (includes shipping in USA)

PRESSED: 100 / RELEASED: October, 2008 / LABEL: tape worm records / onewordlong

DESCRIPTION: The greatest musical ever produced by The Remainders (an all improv musical troupe). "Big Steve" stands as a streetlight in the dark alley of our lives. Some have said that this is the greatest musical ever heard by human ears! and is made available to you for the low price of $4! so you can listen to it on an audio cassette! but wait!...there is more! when you buy the cassette you can download the musical for free! over the internet! for free! WOAH!.... only in America! check out the remainders myspace.

 

 

HI MY NAME IS RYAN - "the sex show" CD - $6 (includes shipping in USA)

PRESSED: 200 / RELEASED: August, 2008 / LABEL: onewordlong

DESCRIPTION: A live recording of performance artist Ryan Avery from June, 2006 for an entire "sex themed" benefit show. Ryan was the only "virgin" performing that evening and did a 45 monologue about sex. If you enjoy spoken word, awkwardness or innocence then this is something you would be interested in. This is going down in history as Hi My Name Is Ryan's most uncomfortable performance ever!

TRACK LIST:

01. AN INTRODUCTION TO SEX

02. THE HISTORY OF SEX

03. SEXUAL FACTS

04. THE UNKNOWN SEX

WHAT I DID MY SUMMER VACATION - "compilation" CD - $6 (includes shipping in USA)

PRESSED: 200 / RELEASED: September, 2007 / LABEL: onewordlong

DESCRIPTION: "The Summer Vacations of my youth were times of great self indulgence and creativity. I'd spend hours of sitting in front of late-night TV watching reruns (Honeymooners, Jack Benny...classics), and in the day of exploring the creek behind my family house, drawing, and combing flea markets and garage sales for oddities. At the same time, I was developing my love for storytelling, natural & found sounds, and obsessive collecting. "what I did on my summer vacation" isn't really about summers or vacations, its about the idea of being indulgent and passionate about something "your own", about how being idle and daydreaming can actually lead to amazing things. I hope this collection helps you remember some of your own passions, and more so, encourages you to indulge in something you miss. Get your favorite mix, hit the road and play hooky! There's no telling what greatness it could lead to!" - JRC OWL This is the most interesting and enjoyable compilation of sound I am sure you will ever hear.

TRACK LIST:

01. INTRO (JRC)
02. JACKI O'S SUMMERTIME MEMORY (Jackie O)
03. IN THE MOONLIGHT (provided by Jacob Smigel)
04. POSITIVE STATEMENTS (provided by Jacob Smigel)
05. PREDICTABLE (Halsey Burgund)
06. PETE'S SUMMERTIME MEMORY (Pete Petrisko)
07. THE HEARSE SONG (provided by B.C. Sterrett of The Lost Media Archive)
08. ONE OF THOSE KIND OF ANTI-CHRIST THINGS [CALL FROM STAN #4] (provided by B.C. Sterrett of The Lost Media Archive)
09. THREE WEEKS (Archbishop Jason Polland)
10. PUNKS VS. FREAKS (Jacob Smigel)
11. DO YOU STILL HAVE MY... (provided by B.C. Sterrett of The Lost Media Archive)
12. IMPOSTERS OF MEMORY (Halsey Burgund)
13. KEVIN'S SUMMERTIME MEMORY (Kevin Patterson)
14. OUTRO (JRC)

HI MY NAME IS RYAN - "live @the MTC (remixed)" - $6 (includes shipping in USA)

PRESSED: 50 / RELEASED: November, 2006 / LABEL: onewordlong

DESCRIPTION: The raw material for this CD comes from a cassette tape Ryan sent to his friends while at the Missionary Training Center in Provo, Utah. The tape included conversations, singing, diary entries, and random bits of noise. Four of his friends have edited, augmented, and manipulated the material into songs or sound collages. This album is really one of a kind and in a genre entirely on its own. one of the most original things you will ever hear. check out the different artists websites - archbishop jason polland / the coitus / zach burba / djentrification

TRACK LIST:

01. ARCHBISHOP JASON POLLAND

02. THE COITUS

03. THE COITUS

04. THE COITUS

05. THE COITUS

06. THE COITUS

07. ZACH BURBA

08. ZACH BURBA

09. ZACH BURBA

10. ZACH BURBA

11. ZACH BURBA

12. ARCHBISHOP JASON POLLAND

13. DJENTRIFICATION

14. ARCHBISHOP JASON POLLAND

FATHERS DAY - "I don't want to do this!" 7" - $5 (includes shipping in USA)

PRESSED: 500 / RELEASED: July, 2006 / LABEL: gilgongo records

DESCRIPTION: This is a fun and brutal mix of songs from Fathers Day's "self titled" CD-R release and live/unreleased recordings from a house show in January, 2006.

TRACK LIST:

SIDE A:

01. JENNIFER LILLY

02. SURFIN' BIRD (trash men cover)

03. WHEN I SAY "WOMAN" I'M TALKING TO YOU

04. I DIDN'T DO THAT AT YOUR AGE

05. EVERY GIRLS MY GIRLFRIEND (kids of widney high cover)

06. OLD SKULL TRIBUTE (live)

SIDE B:

01. SHE'S JUST A FRIEND (live)

02. THIS REALLY HAPPEND (live)

03. SOMETIMES

THE PUTTIES / JOHNNY FIVE - "from the putties to johnny five" CD-R - $3 (includes shipping in USA)

PRESSED: 20 / RELEASED: November, 2002 / LABEL: self released

DESCRIPTION: Two of Arizona's worst ska bands ever. With rough demo's and live recordings. For your listening pleasure. Only a few were made. Only a few are left. And they are very cheap. Members of the putties went on to form/join: Locking Your Car Doors, Fathers Day, Captain Squeegee and the Soapsuds and more. Members of Johnny Five! went on to form/join: Danger Team 7, The Twilight Showdown, Nagasaki Love Bomb and more.

TRACK LIST:

01. THE PUTTIES "YOU / ALYSSA"

02. THE PUTTIES "ICE, ICE BABY / BEER / SONG DE LA SCOOTER"

03. JOHNNY FIVE! "ARMED WITH A BURRITO" (1st demo)

04. JOHNNY FIVE! "BOREDOM AND SIN" (1st demo)

05. JOHNNY FIVE! "LOVE AND ZOMBIES"

06. JOHNNY FIVE! "TRAIN HOPPIN"

07. JOHNNY FIVE! "ARMED WITH A BURRITO"

08. JOHNNY FIVE! "BOREDOM AND SIN"