THE REAL COACHELLA
APRIL 20TH, 2013
@THE TRUNK SPACE [1506 NW GRAND AVE. PHX, AZ]
$5 / 6:00PM
THE ALADDIN POSSE
[pop punk tribute to Disney's "Aladdin"]

First show in over 8 years! The Aladdin Posse is back playing all the hits from Aladdin, Return of Jafar and The King of Thieves. PLUS other highly enjoyable and memorable hits of the past!
BUTTON STRUGGLERS
[straight forward, kick ass punk music]

Featuring members of The Complainiacs, The Feisty Felines, Girl Boner and more.
**DATING AUCTION**
[hosted by the amazing Ms. Patty]

We will be taking a few minutes in the middle of the festivities to auction off a few good looking gentlemen.

Click here to see who!
DOUGLAS PATTON COMEDY REVUE
[raunchy, sexist, dad, stand up comedy]

Douglas Patton is known for being the front man of local rock n roll punk band Fathers Day but has just started his new career as a stand up comedian telling the best in sleazy dad jokes.
DRUNK & HORNY ORCHESTRA
[beautiful, classy, old timey music]

Drunk & Horny are usually a two piece, made up of only accordion + megaphone. But for this years Real Coachella they have organized an entire 8-11 piece orchestra to back them and make their songs pretty. 
FREAKS OF NATURE
[the finest in local garage rock]

Freaks of Nature have only been around for roughly a year but have already stolen everyone's hearts. For fans of things that kick ass.
GLASS POPCORN
[the Justin Beiber of the art world]

Glass Popcorn is an internet sensation with hits like "Goin Hamburger", "Ed Hardy" and "Twitter Bitchez". He is only 15 or 16 years old and doesn't get the chance to perform out very often.
GRIMES
[looping to the xtreme]

Grimes is going to melt your ear drums.
KISS AND MAKE UP
[a tribute to KISS & The Make Up]

We actually have no idea what this is going to be. So it's going to be a surprise for everyone!
LOCAL NATIVES
[experimental for the meme generation]

This is the first Local Natives show ever. We are told the young men in this band are very excited to perform some black magic for you.
MAN-CAT
[pop terrorist group]

Man-Cat are the best art-band in Phoenix right now and everyone knows it. They are going to be doing something extra super duper special for The Real Coachella this year. Get Excited!
PEN ISLAND
[dirty hip hop]

Newest jamz from Andy Parada (of Great Job, Human Behavior, Naw Meen...etc) and his crew from Tucson, AZ. Pen Island is gonna make it dirtay.
PETE PETRISKO AND KEVIN PATTERSON
[story tellers and performance artists]

We don't know what Petrisko and Patterson have in store for us this year. But we are excited to have two Phoenix legends collaborating on something special for this years Real Coachella.
PHONIX AND SOUL MASS
[hip hop]

This freshest hip hop duo you've never heard of. But soon everyone will and they will all be like "ah damn, I wish I would've seen them at The Real Coachella" don't let this happen to you. Go to the Real Coachella and stop being a sucka!
PINATA PARTY
[sweet, delicious & thought provoking]

The usual opening ceremonys for The Real Coachella will take place. Fronted by the amazing JRC!
SERENE DOMINIC AND THE GEMSEEKERS
[rock n roll]

Serene Dominic is probably the most under appreciated artist in Arizona, ever. Performing for the 2nd year in a row at this years Real Coachella with his new backing band The Gemseekers.
SUPA JOINT
[weed smoke]

Smoke weed every day mutha fuckas! We couldn't NOT have Supa Joint play on 4/20. They will be headlining this years festivities. Get ready to get high.
TOKYO SKA PARADISE ORCHESTRA FEATURING JOHNNY MARR WITH EL P
[performance art]

This is going to be intense. Nothing you will ever learn in your life will prepare you for TSPOFJMWEP!!!!
WU TANG CLAN
[surf rock]

Get ready for a poopin' safari!